DULL SATURDAY

Met the "storey teller" in the hall.  He had a "new " story.  A crowd quickly gathered around.  He said "I met the laziest man in the world in Las Vegas.  He gave his Dachshund away and got a Great Dane, so he would not have to bend over to pet him"  A pause and a big round of applause.  We encourage him because we can't let him feel unappreciated.  Some of his stories are better.  Still can't figure why the story took place in Las Vegas. Can You?


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