You know I have been reading too many murder mysteries lately. Well this morning I had a surge of talent. I had on my mind--one poem, one essay, and one Haiku poem. My my. I must really get to it. I gathered a sharp pencil (I write in pencil because I change my mind so much), my yellow legal pad to write on, my glasses and decided to write in the famous Bubble. All set after meditating a bit, I started first on the Haiku. Looked toward the Lake and there he was Inside on the glass window.. Mean, red. mad and ready to fight. Ha hah. I am ready for you this time. I had prepared since he chased me away last week. I bought at Wal-Mart this big red can of Wasp and Hornet Killer. It said kills on contact--up to 20 feet, Jet spray. Kills wasp. Hornets, Yellow Jackets--NON Staining, I am set for battle. I went to my apartment, adrenaline flowing. Found the can of spray. I get as close as I can. My aim can not be trusted. I am ready to run just in case I had to make a fast get away. First I watched him up close for a while. Enjoying the hunt. I aimed and shot him full. He fell a little and kept moving, I was a little taken back. This guy was tough. I gave him another dose and he fell to the floor still grabbing for life and I stepped on him for good measure. I left him there for someone else to dispose of him.==and calmly sat down, satisfied with my kill and wrote a poem, Haiku. and started on my essay in my mind. Am I heartless ? No I am victorious.!!
Betty Boop
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Sweet Mamaw! We didn't know you had it in you!
Killer Mamaw
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